Q: I have a job opportunity/would like to publish something you wrote/give you money, etc. How can I contact you immediately?
A: Send a text to area code five-one-zero two-nine-zereo nine-four-eight-three or email to email@example.com
Q: Why, given today's advanced technology, does this site look like it is from the year 2000?
A: For the most part, it is from the year 2000.
Q: Why don't you update it?
A: I am going to make some updates, now that I am back online.
Q: Oh, you're back online? I didn't notice you were gone.
A: Yes, the site was gone for awhile. "I didn't notice" is not a question, and it's also sort of rude.
Q: Why did the site go away? Was it just too sucky to be allowed on the Internet?
A: Look. That's TWO questions. I won't warn you again. The site went away because I was done wrong by two hosting companies. I do not recommend inexpensivedomains.com (you get what you pay for) or that other one with the Superbowl commercials.
Q: How did I wind up here?
A: I don't know, these pages are rising from the ashes. Links everywhere, man.
Q: Where is the blog?
A: I'm not sure I will have a blog on here. The phaxda.com Facebook page will eventually have some stuff like that.
Q: Is it true that you're unemployed?
A: This is true. I'm going to go update my resume right now
v1: October 9, 2007
v2: September 23, 2019